English poem
Rejected
by Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914)
When Dr. Charles O'Donnell died They sank a box with him inside.
The plate with his initials three Was simply graven--"C.O.D."
That night two demons of the Pit Adown the coal-hole shunted it.
Ten million million leagues it fell, Alighting at the gate of Hell.
Nick looked upon it with surprise, A night-storm darkening his eyes.
"They've sent this rubbish, C.O.D.-- I'll never pay a cent!" said he.