English poem
The Boss'S Choice
by Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914)
Listen to his wild romances: He advances foolish fancies, Each expounded as his "view"-- Gu.
In his brain's opacous clot, ah He has got a maggot! What a Man with "views" to overwhelm us!-- Gulielmus.
Hear his demagogic clamor-- Hear him stammer in his grammar! Teaching, he will learn to spell-- Gulielmus L.
Slave who paid the price demanded-- With two-handed iron branded By the boss--pray cease to dose us, Gulielmus L. Jocosus.