English poem
The Veteran
by Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914)
John Jackson, once a soldier bold, Hath still a martial feeling; So, when he sees a foe, behold! He charges him--with stealing.
He cares not how much ground to-day He gives for men to doubt him; He's used to giving ground, they say, Who lately fought with--out him.
When, for the battle to be won, His gallantry was needed, They say each time a loaded gun Went off--so, likewise, he did.
And when discharged (for war's a sport So hot he had to leave it) He made a very loud report, But no one did believe it.