Doctor Hutchershins

See how the Dr. waddles through the throng, With Falstaff's belly, Liliputian's tongue, A beef-head bully—some has said a calf,— And that a goose has got more brains by half— That may be true—and further of this nibbler, Some folks have said that he's a party scribbler; Of this I ne'er shall envy him a jot For faith I pity ev'ry scribbler's lot.