An Oriental Apology

When the hour was come Prince Chun arose, And balanced a shoestring on his nose. "From this some notion you will get," Said he, "of China's deep regret."

Now balancing upon his ear A stein of foaming lager beer, "This attitude," said he, "reveals How very sorry China feels."

Then spinning top-like on his cue, "I can't begin to tell to you The deep remorse we suffer for The death of your Ambassador."

Next, placing on his cue a plate, He said, as it 'gan to gyrate: "Nothing that's happened in his reign Has caused my Emperor so much pain."

Upon his back he did declare, While juggling five balls in the air, "This attitude--the humblest yet-- Expresses personal regret."

Last, spreading out a deck of cards-- "Accept my Emperor's regards. As our intentions were well meant, Pray overlook the incident."