Vide Gulliver's Travels

The guests now came thronging in numbers untold, The furious, the gentle, the young and the old. In dominos some, but in characters most, And now a brave warrior, and then a fair toast. The Baboon, as a Counsellor; Alderman, Glutton; A Lamb, Miss in her teens, with her aunt, an old mutton. It was easy to see, as this couple past by, The Wolf, very knowingly, cast a Sheep's eye. And now at the door was a terrible clatter, The beasts all about wonder'd what was the matter. A poor Cat in pattens came running so fast, Her ticket was almost forgot as the past; But there was, it appear'd, quite enough to alarm her, For close at her heels came a great Hog in armour. Then follow'd his friend in a very large wig As a deep read professor—the fam'd learned Pig— A Bear came as Caliban, loaded with wood, His bones full of aches from Prospero's rod. The Greyhound as Vanity holding a glass, The Stag, as Actæon; King Midas, the Ass. And next them a sullen, and obstinate Mule, As a Dunce, who had just been expell'd from his school. The Mastiff a brave English sailor appear'd, No friend he betray'd, and no enemy fear'd:

Britannia receiv'd him with mark'd condescension, And paid him all night, most distinguished attention. Now skipping along on the tip of his toe, Came a chattering Monkey, a Frenchifi'd beau: And reeling behind, in an officer's dress, Was his pert younger brother, just come from the mess; With manners as forward, and strut as complete, As other young Ensigns you see in the street. The Bull came as Taurus, all studded with stars; Capricornus, the Goat; a Bull-dog, as Mars. Now refreshments by order were handed about, And the dancing commenc'd with a terrible rout; When suddenly silence pervaded the throng, Some Eastern grandees were conducted along. Attendants preceded with all due decorum, And Spaniels, as courtiers, came fawning before 'em. No longer in servitude bending the knee, And destin'd, the first of his kind, to be free, The Camel approach'd, with magnificence drest As a Nabob, who lately arriv'd from the East. From the Island of Ceylon an Elephant came, In costume complete, as the King of Siam: Thence follow'd a Native of snowy white race, Respect and affection, were mark'd in his face,

An appendage of grandeur, with chowries hung round, And tissu'd embroidery that trail'd on the ground; Round his tusks precious stones, gold, and diamonds were set, He was one splendid mass from his head to his feet. The Tiger, a fierce Indian Chief, in the rear, Many foreigners too of distinction were there. This magnificent group so astonish'd the crowd, That some, in their rapture, applauded aloud. Supper now was announc'd; with a terrible crush, To the door did the ravenous visitants rush: For some time none could pass, but the first that were able, Found, Glutton the Alderman, seated at table. At the banquet the guests in amazement were lost, And the King of Siam took the right of his host. Beside him, a vase fill'd with water was plac'd, Of chrystal, and gold, very skilfully chac'd: With flow'rs of the orange the handles were bound, And Otto of Roses was sprinkled around— Before him were cocoa nuts, figs, wheat, and rice, The wood of acacia, banana, and spice: With arrack, and every delicate wine, That each nation can press from the clustering vine. To proceed were but tedious; for every beast, As well as the Elephant, found a rich feast.

And now their great Monarch, who quitted his seat, With an air of true majesty said, "I entreat, As he fears my displeasure, that every creature, Will to-night lay aside all that's bad in his nature. You have heard with what harmony Birds can retire, And their conduct in this respect all must admire. In the feather'd race here an example we find, Far better than that which is set by Mankind. How oft have their galas a tragical end, One loses a mistress, another a friend— The wife of a third has elop'd from a ball, A fourth the next day in a duel must fall. Yes! such are the fatal effects of excess, Which reason was given to man to repress. But now let us tell them, with pride, in their feasts, To copy the Insects, the Birds, and the Beasts." The effect of his speech was immediately seen, They all roar'd "Rule Britannia" in praise of his Queen. And as soon as their Monarch had quitted the room, Without growl, grunt, or grumble, they all scrambled home.