A Gobbler In Trouble

O WHAT would the turkey gobbler do If he got the hiccoughs before he was through With his gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble?

I’m sure that he could never see through the joke If he started to gobble and stopped to choke In his gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble.

The puffed-out fool would grow red in the face, And the hens would laugh at their lord’s disgrace, At his gobble, hic! gobble, hic! gobble-gobble-gobble!