English poem
Mr. Fox's Armoury
by Clifton Bingham (1859–1913)
Directly Brother Fox was told, He ransacked all his stores, And soon was making bags of gold And selling guns in scores.
The Brown Bear bought a blunderbuss; And when they saw the arm, The Bunnies all cried, "Don't shoot us! We've not done any harm!"
The Tiger thought revolvers best, So he bought half a score; "No guns I've had," said Fox, with zest, "Went off so well before!"
"Don't fear, my Bunnies, you'll be shot, Though each has bought a gun; I'll whisper this," said Fox: "they've got Blank cartridge ev'ry one!"