English poem
_(By Mrs. E. B. Br--N--G.)_
by H. Cholmondeley-Pennell (1837–1915)
A POET WRITES TO HIS FRIEND. Place--BEDLAM. Time--PROBABLY "SATURDAY NIGHT ABOUT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING."
"Dear my friend, and fellow-student, I would lean my spirit o'er you;
"Down the purple of this chamber, tears should scarcely run at will." (!!!) Mrs. Browning's "Lady Geraldine's Courtship."
O Ho, Ha Ha, He He--Hum!!!! 0,
Charley, let me weep adown your
Manly bosom! o'er that chamber, tears
must surely run ad libi.--
I'm a victim! friend and pitcher!--done incontinently
brown--your
Poet is immensely diddled by a--but narrabo tibi:--
(There's a Lady, * who writes verses, in the true spas--
modic metre,--
Better writes she, certes, better than all women with--
out end:
Writes full darkly:--I defy all Bards alive or dead to
beat her
At a nubibustic stanza that no man can comprehend--
Her sublime afflatus had I, and her noble scorn of
rhyming,
I could write you something tallish--should make
Lindley Murray suffer,--
Would she "lean her spirit" o'er me, in this rhympho--
leptic climbing, **
I would paint My Courtship in a style would make
you stare, Old Buffer!)--
* I cannot forego this opportunity of paying my humble tribute of ad-- miration to the genius and accomplishments of Mrs. Barrett Browning, whose lamented death has occurred since the above effusion first appeared in print; and I do so the more readily as I fear lest lines which were written in mere gaité de cour may possibly have been construed into a serious attack upon works, the general and undoubted merits of which I should be the first to acknowledge.
** "Nymphs of mountain, not of valley, we are wont to call the muses-- "And in nympholeptic climbing, poets pass from mount to star." --Lady Geraldine's Courtship.
You know, Charley, 'where I saw my Marianne (first) in
Belgravia;
And (secundo) how I loved her, with more love than
kith and kin do:
(Tertio) how I won,--and wed her,--yestermorn; and
her behaviour
You shall hear in five words--last night she exodus'd