English poem
Xi. 251
by James Williams (1822–1892)
The parties were as deaf as deaf could be, The judge was far the deafest of the three. Said plaintiff, "Sir, I ask for five months' rent." Defendant, "Grinding corn all night I spent." "Why," quoth the judge, "dispute? Your mother's claim Is good, and you must both support the dame."
Nicarchus.