Versos English John O'Keeffe EDWIN'S PILLS, &c, SONG

English poem

EDWIN'S PILLS, &c, SONG

by (1747–1833)

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Christians are so good, they say, Tender souls as e'er can be! Let them credit it who may; What they're made of let, us see.

Christian drovers, charming trade! Who so careful cattle drive; And the tender Christian maid, Sweetly skinning eels alive.

Tender tonish dames, who take Whip in hand, and drive like males; Have their ponies nick'd—to make The pretty creatures cock their tails.

Christian boys will shy at cocks, Worry dogs, hunt cats, kill flies; Christian Lords will learn to box, And give their noble friends black eyes.