English poem
Ii
by John Stephen Farmer (1854–1916)
Some says nasty things about the moke, One cove thinks 'is leg is really broke, That's 'is envy, cos we're carriage folk, Like the toffs as rides in Rotten Row! Straight! it woke the alley up a bit, Thought our lodger would 'ave 'ad a fit, When my missus, who's a real wit, Says, "I 'ates a Bus, because it's low!" "Wot cher!" &c.