Versos English John Stephen Farmer Iii

English poem

Iii

by (1854–1916)

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But should the traps be on the sly, For a change we'll have a crack; The richest cribs shall our wants supply-- Or we'll knap a fogle with fingers fly, When the swell one turns his back. The flimsies we can smash as well, Or a ticker deftly prig:-- But if ever a pal in limbo fell, He'd sooner be scragg'd at once than tell; Though the hum-box patterer talked of hell, And the beak wore his nattiest wig.

[1: police spy; share of the booty] [2: house was burgled] [3: gentlemanly] [4: police-officers] [5: Old Bailey pleaders] [6: prison] [7: gunpowder, hand dextrous at thieving] [8: thieves] [9: double-barrelled gun] [10: drink freely] [11: brandy] [12: depart] [13: fire] [14: transported] [15: hanging [hearty choke]] [16: burglary] [17: houses] [18: steal; handkerchief] [19: skilful] [20: pass false notes] [21: watch] [22: prison] [24: parson] [25: magistrate; handsomest]

"THE FAKING BOY TO THE CRAP IS GONE" [Notes] [1841]

[By BON GAULTIER in Tait's Edinburgh Magazine].