English poem
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by John Stephen Farmer (1854–1916)
Next came the Pass de Fascination Betwixt Peg Price and Dumby Dick-- But Peg had sich a corporation, He dropp'd her like a red hot brick. The company was so enraptur'd, They buckets of vall flowers threw-- But one chap flung a bunch of turnips, Which nearly split Dick's nut in two. Tol, lol lol, etc.