English poem
Vii
by John Stephen Farmer (1854–1916)
The Sillywarious next was done in Tip-top style just as it should, By Muster and Missus Mudfog, stunning, Whose hair curled like a bunch of wood. The folks grinn'd all about their faces, 'Cos Mudfog--prince of flashy bucks-- Had on a pair of pillow Cases, Transmogrified slap into ducks! Tol, lol lol, etc.