To The Waiter

Here's to temptation! Give us strength and grace Against her witching smile, To set our face!

Here's to the maid with Fancy Free; If Cupid's necromancy Imprison not her heart, maybe, It will arrest her Fancy.

To our Sweethearts and Wives, The joy of our lives! May our Wives be our Sweethearts-- Our Sweethearts, our Wives.

To Our Readers

Here's to our Readers, Health! good Looks! And Joy ad infinitum And may they live to read our Books As long as we may write 'em.