OVER THE SAMOVAR

“Yes, I used always to think That you Russians knew How to make the good drink As none others do.

“And I thought moreover, ( Not with the epicures ), You might search the world over For such women as yours.

“In both these matters now I perceive I was right, And I really can n't tell you how Much I delight

“In my third ( Thanks, another cup! ) Idea of the fun, When your country gets up And follows the sun!

“And just as in Europe, see, There's a conqueror nation, So why not in Asia be A like jubilation?

“Taught as well as organized, The eternal Coolie, From being robbed and despised, Takes to cutting throats duly!

“But — please, do n't be flurried; For I daresay by then You'll be comfortably buried, Ladies and gentlemen!

“No more, thanks! I must be going! I'm so glad to have made this Opportunity of knowing Some more Russian ladies!”