JINGLE, JANGLE!

JINGLE, jangle! Riot and wrangle! What shall we do With people like you? Here's Jingle! There's Jangle! Here's Riot! There's Wrangle! Never was seen such a turbulent crew!

You, north must go To a hut of snow; You, south, in a trice, To an island of spice; You, off to Persia And sit on a hill, You, to that chair And be five minutes' still!