Advice to Heroines

A heroine must shrink and cling When heroes are about, And thus the watching world will think: "How brave his heart and stout!" But if he chance to be away When bright-faced dangers shine, It will be best for her to play The oak-tree, not the vine. In fact the most important thing Is knowing when it's time to cling.

A heroine must be polite And do what others say is right, And think men wise and formidable— At least as far as she is able.