The Wibbly Wabbly Calf

Cunnin' little donkey-baby-- "Ye-haw! Ye-haw!" What a funny laugh! Soun' jes like a creaky, cranky Seesaw--seesaw! Wasn't nothin' funny roun' dat We saw--we saw! 'Tel we glimpsed de stagger-gait dat He saw--he saw! Brindle strikin' swagger-gait when She saw--she saw--her wibbly wabbly calf!

Den we j'ined wid Mister Donkey, "He-haw! He-haw!" How we-all did laugh! But we laughed at some'h'n' mo' dan He saw--he saw! Donkey couldn't see de ears dat We saw--we saw! Rabbit lopin' down de road, we Three saw--three saw! Wagged his ears an' called him daddy! "Haw-haw! Haw-haw!" How dat--who dat laugh? An' de last to see de joke was wibbly wabbly calf!