And his legs carried it like a long fork

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…AND his legs carried it like a long fork, Reached all the way from Chichester to York, From York all across Scotland to the sea; This was a Man of Men, as seems to me. Not only in his Mouth his own Soul lay, But my Soul also would he bear away. Like as a Pedlar bears his weary Pack, So Stewhard's Soul he buckled to his back. But once, alas ! committing a mistake, He bore the wretched Soul of William Blake That he might turn it into eggs of gold; But neither back nor mouth those eggs could hold. His under jaw drop'd as those eggs he laid, And Stewhard's eggs are addled and decay'd. The Examiner, whose very name is Hunt, Call'd Death a Madman, trembling for the affront; Like trembling Hare sits on his weakly paper On which he used to dance and sport and caper. Yorkshire Jack Hemp and Quibble, blushing daw, Clap'd Death into the corner of their jaw, And Felpham Billy rode out every morn, Horseback with Death, over the fields of corn; Who with iron hand cuff'd, in the afternoon, The ears of Billy's Lawyer and Dragoon. And Cur my lawyer, and Daddy, Jack Hemp's parson, Both went to law with Death to keep our ears on. For how to starve Death we had laid a plot Against his price but Death was in the pot. He made them pay his price, alackaday! He knew both Law and Gospel better than they. O that I ne'er had seen that William Blake, Or could from Death Assassinette wake! We thought alas, that such a thought could be! That Blake would etch for him and draw for me. For 'twas a kind of bargain Screwmuch made That Blake's designs should be by us display'd, Because he makes designs so very cheap. Then Screwmuch at Blake's Soul took a long leap. 'Twas not a Mouse. 'Twas Death in a disguise. And I, alas ! live to weep out my eyes. And Death sits laughing on their Monuments On which he's written “Received the Contents” But I have writ so sorrowful my thought is His epitaph; for my tears are aqua fortis. Come, Artists, knock your head against this stone, For sorrow that our friend Bob Screwmuch's gone And now the Muses upon me smile and laugh I'll also write my own dear epitaph, And I'll be buried near a dyke That my friends may weep as much as they like: 'Here lies Stewhard the Friend of all [Mankind; He has not left one enemy behind.]'

after 1809

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And his legs carried it like a long fork Reachd all the way from Chichester to York From York all across Scotland to the Sea This was a Man of Men as seems to me Not only in his Mouth his own Soul lay But my Soul also would he bear away Like as a Pedlar bears his weary Pack So Stewhards Soul he buckld to his Back But once alas committing a Mistake He bore the wr[et]ched Soul of William Blake That he might turn it into Eggs of Gold But neither Back nor mouth those Eggs could hold His underjaw dropd as those Eggs he laid And Stewhards Eggs are addled & decayd The Examiner whose very name is Hunt Calld Death a Madman trembling for the affront Like trembling Hare sits on his weakly paper On which he usd to dance & sport & caper Yorkshire Jack Hemp & gentle blushing Daw Clapd Death into the corner of their jaw And Felpham Billy rode out every morn Horseback with Death over the fields of corn Who with iron hand cuffd in the afternoon The Ears of Billys Lawyer & Dragoon And Cur my Lawyer & Dady Jack Hemps Parson Both went to Law with Death to keep our Ears on For how to starve Death we had laid a plot Against his Price but Death was in the Pot He made them pay his Price alack a day He knew both Law & Gospel better than they O that I neer ha[d] seen that William Blake Or could from death Assassinetti wake We thought Alas that such a thought should be That Blake would Etch for him & draw for me For twas a kind of Bargain Screwmuch made That Blakes Designs should be by us displayed Because he makes designs so very cheap Then Screwmuch at Blakes soul took a long leap Twas not a Mouse twas Death in a disguise And I alas live to weep out mine Eyes And Death sits laughing on their Monuments On which hes written Recievd the Contents But I have writ so sorrowful my thought is His Epitaph for my tears are aqua fortis Come Artists knock your heads against This stone For Sorrow that our friend Bob Screwmuchs gone And now the Men upon me smile & Laugh Ill also write my own dear Epitaph And Ill be buried near a Dike That my friends may weep as much as they like Here lies Stewhard the Friend of All &c