English poem
To Check The Circulation
by William Hone
OF LITTLE BOOKS,
Whose very looks--
Vile 'two-p'nny trash,'
bespeak abomination.
Oh! they are full of blasphemies and libels,
And people read them
oftener than their bibles.
Go H--df----t, Y--rm--th, C--le--gh, and C--nil--g Go, and be planning,
Within your virtuous minds, what best will answer To save our morals from this public cancer;
Go and impress, my friends, upon all classes, From sleek-fac'd Swindlers down to half-starv'd Asses, 'That, from religious principles alone,'
(Dont be such d----d fools as to blab your own) Temperance, chasteness, conjugal attention--
With other virtues that I need not mention--
And from subordination, and respect,
To every knave in robes of office deck'd--
'Can they expect to gain divine protection'
And save their sinful bodies from dissection!
His Highness ceased--
The dissonance of Babel Rose from the motley
Moonitarian rabble:
The yell of loyalty--
the dungeon groan--
The shriek of woe--
the starving infant's moan The brazen trumpets' note-- the din of war--
The shouts of freemen
rising from afar--
Darted in horrid discord
through my brain:--
I woke, and found myself on Earth again.