English poem
Circumstances Alter Cases
by Herbert Beeman (1858–1944)
Let us take two kinds of cases— First, the one the law embraces; In a "cause" we are invited To consider cases cited. Now, case comes from cado, Latin, Which means fall, so that brings that in Line with case, denoting cover, Sheath or box—which is the other.
For the question we've to face is, Goods are shipped from many places, Some by rail, and some by water, 'Round the world, or maybe shorter. They are sent in good condition, Says the shipper, with decision; They may reach us, boxes battered, Or, unloading, dropped and scattered.
There's a case our guest related Of a case of wine, ill-fated, (Sadder case you've far to seek, oh! Than this long expected Cliquot!) Not a bottle was remaining: Insult added by explaining That he needn't make a racket— They'd delivered each straw jacket!
Circumstance affects externals, As you crack a nut for kernels; And I think this sad recital Will explain my cryptic title. If the meaning's dim and fading What about a Bill of Lading? So I claim the proper phrase is, "Circumstances alter cases."